Last updated: August 2026
Zen in the Noise ("we", "us", or "our") is committed to protecting your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard your information when you use our evidence-based earnings intelligence service.
The data controller is [Legal Entity Name], [Address], [Country].
[EU/UK Representative (Art. 27 GDPR): Name, Address — if applicable.]
Contact: master@zeninthenoise.com
Verdicts and scores are produced by deterministic algorithms over historical market data. Narrative briefings may be drafted with the assistance of a language model (DeepSeek) and may be reviewed by a human ("Machine-computed. Human-read.").
The Service does not carry out automated decision-making that produces legal or similarly significant effects about you; outputs are informational only.
We use Cookiebot as our consent management platform. On your first visit, a banner lets you choose which cookies to allow:
_fbp cookie). Loaded only after you consent.You can change your choice at any time via the banner or the cookie declaration below. We never set marketing or tracking cookies before you consent. Server-side conversion tracking (Meta Conversions API) also respects your consent choice: conversion events are only sent for advertising purposes when you have consented, or when you are outside the EEA/UK.
We share minimal data with trusted processors: Supabase (database and authentication), Creem (payments), Cloudflare (hosting and security), and Google (OAuth identity). We do not sell personal data. We may disclose data to authorities where legally required.
Some processors operate outside the EEA/UK. Where required, transfers rely on adequacy decisions or EU/UK Standard Contractual Clauses.
You may access, correct, delete, restrict, or export your personal data, object to processing, and withdraw consent at any time. Contact us to exercise any right; we respond within one month. You also have the right to complain to your local supervisory authority (e.g., the ICO in the UK).
Data is encrypted in transit and access is restricted. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure.
The Service is not directed at anyone under 18.
Material changes will be announced on this page and, where significant, by email.
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, contact us at: master@zeninthenoise.com